Aw the duality of toddlers. b was playing with a small ball and a large exercise ball. He was rolling the large ball around the small ball and said that it was the earth rotating around the sun. And then he tried to roll on the top of the small ball instead of the big ball and fell in the dirt.
Ugh the stray cats that our nice old lady neighbor feeds but does not get neutered are now scratching the new tree in our yard.
Any recs for independent jewelers
We bought B a hess truck today at a flea market (it is of course ungodly loud) and someone told us that their FIL worked for Hess and would bring home a truck every Christmas but it wasn’t allowed to come out of the box. What a dick.
Someone threw up their entire dinner last week and I still can’t get the stain out.
(Source: cuteness--overload, via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
I really enjoy reading people declare that major hospital systems and universities that are demanding the vaccine are going to be sued and shut down. I’m sure the huge legal department for the giant hospital system I work for never thought about the possibility of lawsuits. Personally I think you should get fired if you are health care worker who doesn’t want to protect others.
I’m very disappointed that I’m being exposed to music from John Mayer again.
Watching the repeats of the Olympic Trials and there was one swimmer with the last name Fail and another with the last night Looney. Did their last names push them through? I was once at a reward ceremony and a winner’s name was Jody Doody. Everyone, even the adults, laughed. Did having such terrible parents make her a success? Did the name eventually crush her?
Now there is another swimmer, last name- Fink.
The first time my cat met a bald person, he crept behind the baldie to smack the shiny head.
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