Is putting on clay mask before getting your first facial similar to cleaning before the house cleaner shows up?

"My fondest dream is that it will be the date movie that breaks up couples nationwide. Maybe people will walk out of there and think, ‘Maybe not. I don’t know if I know you well enough.’"

Gillian Flynn on Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher (via paulthomasandersonn)

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You think you love and understand a person and then he doesn’t want to go to a cat expo and watch cats do agility tests.  Its disappointing. 

theonion:

Nation Wondering Why Struggling Mental Health System Can’t Just Pull Itself Together

Why can’t my one cat cuddle without drawing blood?

I am watching Game of Crowns, I’ve never really watched any of these Bravo shows before.  My god these women are bitches.  Its quite astonishing. 

Photography: Omar Victor Diop

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Everything in the world is terrible.

One of my cats keeps biting me because he thinks I’m food.

I’m feeling quite miserable today should I:
A. Be sensible and go to the gym
B. be reckless and go shopping for makeup

blueandbluer:

OH MY GOD the 90s did it to all of us, even Dwayne.

I’m more concerned with the necklace over turtleneck action.

blueandbluer:

OH MY GOD the 90s did it to all of us, even Dwayne.

I’m more concerned with the necklace over turtleneck action.

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