Also I’m rereading Mansfield park and I’m not sure why. I know this isn’t a new opinion but ugh fanny is the worst. I do continue to enjoy Austen’s subtle snot nose-ist.
I ate a frozen burrito and elderly office cake, am I going to die?
I made a gnat trap and I think this is the happiest I’ve seen my boyfriend.
As many of you know, our friend Rosa Sparks is having a real shit time of it lately. The most recent in a long string of personal upheavals is that the house where she and her daughter live was just robbed, and many of their personal belongings were taken. Rosa is about to start…
There’s a Library in my Library (top, detail), by sweetington
Well I know what I want for my birthday!
(via paper-is-patient)
Note to self: when you notice before you leave for many hours that your under wire has popped out, do not tape it back and go. The wire will quickly defeat the tape and you will spend the evening trying not to scream, ow my boob, in polite society.
How sad is it that I just “repaired” my bra by sticking some electrical tape over the spot where my underwire was sticking out? ugh. I just spent a crap load of money with the move and it seems like a chunk of my clothes have also deciding to give up the ghost. Plus I want to find a new gym but the closest one has reviews that people steal there. My apartment has a gym but that is a smelly closet with an elliptical in. But if I started working out again it might help with the needing new clothes thing.
You know what is a fun feeling? Unrelenting low level queasiness.
THE TRUTH ABOUT STACEY is that she’s kind of a bitch. What makes me angriest about her is that she thinks she’s sooooo sophisticated because she’s from New York City, but let’s review a few things about Stacey, shall we?
- She’s a mathlete.
- She prides herself on her Porky Pig impression.
- She has…
Nope dawn is the worst
