Is putting on clay mask before getting your first facial similar to cleaning before the house cleaner shows up?
— Gillian Flynn on Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher (via paulthomasandersonn)
You think you love and understand a person and then he doesn’t want to go to a cat expo and watch cats do agility tests. Its disappointing.
Why can’t my one cat cuddle without drawing blood?
I am watching Game of Crowns, I’ve never really watched any of these Bravo shows before. My god these women are bitches. Its quite astonishing.
Everything in the world is terrible.
One of my cats keeps biting me because he thinks I’m food.
I’m feeling quite miserable today should I:
A. Be sensible and go to the gym
B. be reckless and go shopping for makeup